What if...

"Bandit" (2bandit) 01/12/2014 at 11:58 • Filed to: None

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Oppositelock were around in 1954 and it was the only thing besides jalopnik on the magically existing internet. What would we be talking about? Would jalopnik be touting spy drawings of the 55 Chevy?

EL_ULY > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 12:07

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Would I have a 1950-2000 sports almanac? Lol
We would probably be into NASCAR since there was some serious OPPO going on there. Gassers, imports, Buick, Lincoln, and Chrysler would be badass. Corvette would be the coolest car ever next to the 300SL gulwing

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 12:07

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If it were the only thing on the internet, 90% of posts would be porn, 9.9% would be people updating their status, and 0.1% would actually be about cars.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 12:09

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The New Corvette and how Jalopnik got the design sketches straight from Harley Earl's desk before anyone else.

HammerheadFistpunch > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS 01/12/2014 at 12:31

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Ide say we are currently 10% porn, 60% status updates and 30% pure car material (status updates include car updates, also, im counting theme days)

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 12:41

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CHEVY INTRODUCES HI-PO V8- POWER KILLS 3. MORE AT 11.

EDIT: AMAZING 180 HP FROM TOP SPEC MODEL!

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 13:24

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Look guys! I bought a new car!!

duurtlang > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 13:33

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We would be bitching about how cars aren't how they used to be, and US/CAN based WW2 vets would ponder about how they had access to those fun little sports cars in the UK which had no equivalent in the US.

Brian Silvestro > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 14:03

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"Porsche builds radically stunning 356 Speedster Cabriolet"

syaieya > Bandit 01/12/2014 at 15:15

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Direct injection and gull wing doors, this thing is gonna be a monster next year.

They say it'll be the fastest in the world.